#1 Pilot
#2 John Kisses Some Ass
#3 Public Enema No. 1
#4 Walk on the Feminine Side
#5 Heavy Medal
#6 Romeo and Juliet Were Lucky
#7 Cookin' With Gas
#8 Thanksgiving
 		#9 The Kid
#10 Your Daddy Don't Dance
#11 One Wedding and a Funeral
#12 The Torch
#13 Viagra Falls
#14 Half a Million Clams
#15 Slam Dunkin Donuts


#1 Pilot: Aired Monday, October 5, 1998



Written by Matt Goldman, Directed by John Tracy

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#2 John Kisses Some Ass: Aired Monday, October 12, 1998

John and Kate have planned a weekend out of the city for John's vacation, but when Kazmerek busts John talking poorly about his job to some new recruits, he postpones John's vacation and ruins their plans. John tries hard to swallow his pride and kiss up to Kazmarek so that his vacation will be re-instated.

Written by Jennifer Glickman, Directed by John Tracy

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#3 Public Enema No. 1: Aired Monday, October 19, 1998

DiResta needs an enema before a medical exam for new life insurance, and he tests Kate's devotion by asking her to administer it for him.

Written by Terence Winter, Directed by John Tracy.

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#4 Walk on the Feminine Side: Aired Monday, October 26, 1998

John's co-workers make fun of Dakota in his Arabian princess costume on Halloween.

Written by David Babcock, Directed by John Tracy

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#5 Heavy Medal: Aired Monday, November 2, 1998

John thwarts a mugging of a Councilman with only the aid of a submarine sandwich. The mayor says that he's going to award John a medal until it turns out that the Councilman was with a prostitute and the whole thing has to be covered up.

Written by Jennifer Glickman, Directed by John Tracy

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#6 Romeo and Juliet Were Lucky: Aired Monday, November 9, 1998

Tired of bickering, John wants to spend a romantic day with Kate.

Written by Matt Goldman, Directed by John Tracy
"I didn't think it'd be wham, bam, pick your cheese ma'am." -Kate

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#7 Cookin' With Gas: Aired Monday, November 16, 1998

Kate's chili becomes a big hit at Cal's diner. John plays Mr. Mom when Kate's chili sales turn into a full-time job.

Written by Laurie Parres, Directed by John Tracy
"My daughter lost her first tooth. You know what the tooth-fairy left her? A post-dated check." -DiResta

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#8 Thanksgiving: Aired Monday, November 23, 1998

Kazmerek gives John a double shift on Thanksgiving. Kate tries to get Kazmerek to give John time off, and accidently invites him to Thanksgiving dinner.

Written by Michael Gannon, Directed by John Tracy

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#9 The Kid: Aired Monday, December 21, 1998

John has a change of heart after spending his shift supervising a teen cleaning up graffiti.

Written by Terence Winter, Directed by John Tracy

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#10 Your Daddy Don't Dance: Aired Monday, January 25, 1999

John is feeling old and goes to a heavy metal concert to feel young again, but thanks to his dad, Vic, trying to pull strings for him, he spends most of the concert in the basement. Kate gets dragged to the concert by Vic's young blonde girlfriend, and sheds her housewife persona for a night.

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#11 One Wedding and a Funeral: Aired Monday, February 1, 1999

Kate tries to prove she can pull off a classy wedding when she offers to host Tully and Amanda's (Tamara Braun) nuptials.

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#12 The Torch: Aired Monday, February 8, 1999

A cat fight ensues when John's old girlfriend, Wendy, shows up unexpectedly.

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#13 Viagra Falls: Aired Monday, February 15, 1999

John and Kazmerek plot their own operation to catch a drug dealer. Vic gets arrested for selling Viagra.

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#14 Half a Million Clams: Aired Monday, February 22, 1999

John and Kate get a glimpse of the high life after John's quick actions save the president of a major retail establishment.

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#15 Slam Dunkin Donuts: Aired Monday, March 1, 1999

John and his father (Robert Costanzo) compete in a battle of the bulge to see who can slim down faster. Kate tries not to get strong-armed into running the church potluck.

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